Post by Paul Hogan on Jun 8, 2006 7:51:42 GMT -5
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. He gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to come up with the rest. Here is what the kids came up with:
People in glass houses shouldn't . . . run around naked.
It's always darkest before . . . daylight savings time.
No news is . . . impossible.
A miss is as good as a . . . Mr.
Love all, trust . . . me.
An idle mind is . . . the best way to relax.
Where there is smoke, there is . . . pollution.
Happy is the bride who . . . gets all the presents.
A penny saved is . . . not much.
Two is company, three is . . . The Musketeers.
None are so blind as . . . Helen Keller.
Children should be seen and not . . . spanked or grounded.
If at first you don't succeed . . . get new batteries.
When the blind lead the blind . . . get out of the way.
There is no fool like . . . Aunt Edie.
People in glass houses shouldn't . . . run around naked.
It's always darkest before . . . daylight savings time.
No news is . . . impossible.
A miss is as good as a . . . Mr.
Love all, trust . . . me.
An idle mind is . . . the best way to relax.
Where there is smoke, there is . . . pollution.
Happy is the bride who . . . gets all the presents.
A penny saved is . . . not much.
Two is company, three is . . . The Musketeers.
None are so blind as . . . Helen Keller.
Children should be seen and not . . . spanked or grounded.
If at first you don't succeed . . . get new batteries.
When the blind lead the blind . . . get out of the way.
There is no fool like . . . Aunt Edie.