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Post by Paul Hogan on Mar 28, 2005 2:00:15 GMT -5
Accountants do it with double entry.
Account Executives do it over lunch.
Actors do it on cue. Anesthesiologists do it so you don't feel a thing.
Astronomers do it with a Big Bang.
Auctioneers do it to the highest bidder. Authors do it in a novel way.
Bach did it on the organ.
Bankers do it with interest.
Bartenders do it on the rocks.
Bicyclists do it with ten speeds.
Bookkeepers do it for the record.
Celebrities do it in public.
DJs do it on request.
Deep-sea divers do it under pressure.
Detectives do it under cover.
Engineers do it to specifications.
Farmers do it in the dirt. Fashion designers do it in style.
Gardeners do it in the bushes.
Librarians do it quietly. Magazine editors do it periodically.
Nuns do it out of habit.
Pharmacists do it like the doctor ordered. Philosophers do it in their heads.
Postal workers do it with ZIP!
Programmers do it till they crash. Radio operators do it with frequency.
Receptionists do it over the phone.
Sound technicians do it with a boom. Submariners do it deeper.
Teachers do it in front of the class.
Ventriloquists do it with dummies!
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