Post by Paul Hogan on Mar 27, 2005 21:51:53 GMT -5
If you are a regular user of both computers and the Internet there is always the possibility that you are a computer geek, or are becoming one. The following quiz may answer this question for you.
1. I have moss growing:
A) In my garden
B) In my bathroom
C) In my kitchen
D) On my teeth
2. When I open my mouth at parties, people:
A) Listen
B) Ease away slowly
C) Pretend not to notice me
D) Stuff a live weasel down my throat
3. I think computers are:
A) What's a computer
B) Uninteresting
C) Interesting
D) Too d**n small for the stuff I want to do
4. I think sheep are:
A) Uninteresting
B) Interesting
C) Cute and cudly
D) Annoyingly far away from where I live
5. The Usenet Oracle is:
A) WHat's that
B) A pack of weenies who think about "Lisa" way too much
C) Interesting
D) Not appreciative of the great answers I write; the Priesthood is out to get me
6. The gender I desire to have sexual relations with is:
A) Difficult to understand
B) Impossible to understand
C) Clearly from a different planet
D) How should I know? I've only seen pictures
7. Bill Gates is:
A) Bill who?
B) Very wealthy
C) Head of Microsoft, which produces some widely used products
D) The Antichrist
8. In general, people:
A) Like me
B) Don't like me
C) Run in the oposite Direction
D) People? What people?
9. My friends are:
A) Diverse
B) People I know from work or school
C) Wearing the same clothing I am
D) Friends, What Friends
10. My dream vacation is:
A) Tibet
B) Europe
C) California
D) In a room with lots of fluorescent lights and an unlimited supply of coffee
11. My job prospects are:
A) Abysmal
B) Adequate
C) I'll never be out of work, you hear me? Never!
D) They pay people to do this?
Your Score :
Score 0 for each A, 1 for each B, 2 for each C, and 3 for each D.
19 or more : Yep. You're a computer geek, all right.
13 - 18 : You're a geek of some stripe or another.
7 - 12 : Probably not a geek, but watch it...
0 - 6 : If you're of the opposite sex, could you leave a note for me in the personals column? Please? Hello?
1. I have moss growing:
A) In my garden
B) In my bathroom
C) In my kitchen
D) On my teeth
2. When I open my mouth at parties, people:
A) Listen
B) Ease away slowly
C) Pretend not to notice me
D) Stuff a live weasel down my throat
3. I think computers are:
A) What's a computer
B) Uninteresting
C) Interesting
D) Too d**n small for the stuff I want to do
4. I think sheep are:
A) Uninteresting
B) Interesting
C) Cute and cudly
D) Annoyingly far away from where I live
5. The Usenet Oracle is:
A) WHat's that
B) A pack of weenies who think about "Lisa" way too much
C) Interesting
D) Not appreciative of the great answers I write; the Priesthood is out to get me
6. The gender I desire to have sexual relations with is:
A) Difficult to understand
B) Impossible to understand
C) Clearly from a different planet
D) How should I know? I've only seen pictures
7. Bill Gates is:
A) Bill who?
B) Very wealthy
C) Head of Microsoft, which produces some widely used products
D) The Antichrist
8. In general, people:
A) Like me
B) Don't like me
C) Run in the oposite Direction
D) People? What people?
9. My friends are:
A) Diverse
B) People I know from work or school
C) Wearing the same clothing I am
D) Friends, What Friends
10. My dream vacation is:
A) Tibet
B) Europe
C) California
D) In a room with lots of fluorescent lights and an unlimited supply of coffee
11. My job prospects are:
A) Abysmal
B) Adequate
C) I'll never be out of work, you hear me? Never!
D) They pay people to do this?
Your Score :
Score 0 for each A, 1 for each B, 2 for each C, and 3 for each D.
19 or more : Yep. You're a computer geek, all right.
13 - 18 : You're a geek of some stripe or another.
7 - 12 : Probably not a geek, but watch it...
0 - 6 : If you're of the opposite sex, could you leave a note for me in the personals column? Please? Hello?