Post by Paul Hogan on Jun 8, 2006 6:57:52 GMT -5
16 Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty kilograms.
15 Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby!
14 I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!
13 Well, couldn't they induce labor? The we are playing in the Grand Final tomorow.
12 d**n if you ain't about ten kilograms away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella.
11 Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt.
10 Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Kim beasley
9 I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?
8 Are your ankles supposed to look like that?
7 Get your *own* ice cream, Buddha!
6 Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today.
5 Got milk?
4 Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney.
3 Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!
2 Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water.
You don't have the guts to pull the trigger, Lardass.
15 Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby!
14 I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!
13 Well, couldn't they induce labor? The we are playing in the Grand Final tomorow.
12 d**n if you ain't about ten kilograms away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella.
11 Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt.
10 Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Kim beasley
9 I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?
8 Are your ankles supposed to look like that?
7 Get your *own* ice cream, Buddha!
6 Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today.
5 Got milk?
4 Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney.
3 Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!
2 Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water.
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You don't have the guts to pull the trigger, Lardass.