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Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 3, 2005 0:33:31 GMT -5
When me prayers were poorly said Who tucked me in me widdle bed And spanked me till me arse was wed Me Mudder Who took me from me cozy cot And put me on the ice cold pot And made me pee if I could not Me Mudder And when the morning light would come And in me crib me dribbled some Who wiped me tiny widdle bum Me Mudder Who would me hair so neatly part And hug me gently to her heart Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart Me Mudder Who looked at me with eyebrows knit And nearly have a king size fit When in me Sunday pants me s*** Me Mudder When at night her bed did squeak Me raised me head to have a peak Who yelled at me to go to sleep Me Farver!
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