Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 3, 2005 0:18:15 GMT -5
A guy out on the golf course takes a high-speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground Screaming in Agony. AN ambulance was called and the man was rushed to the hospital. He looked at the doctor and said "How bad is it doc?.....I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin in every way."
The doctor told him, “There is no serious damage, but if you hurt it in any way you will end up with severe bruising, so don’t bang it or bend it in any way or you wont be able to use it.” The man said “How am I going to stop it fro bending for a week. The doctor though for a while and said “I'll have to put your thingy in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week.” So he took four tongue depressors, formed a neat little four-sided bandage, and wired it all together. The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries and goes on their honeymoon.
That night in the motel room she points to her lips and says “See these lips no man has ever kissed these before you. You’re the first one” she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he'd seen them. She said, “See these Breasts you're the first; no one has ever touched these breasts. before” Next, she takes off her panties and reveals the golden fruit. She says, “See this no-one has ever entered here before you're the first; no one has ever touched me here.”
Barely able to contain himself he immediately drops his pants and replies...... “See this, it's still in the CRATE!”<br>
The doctor told him, “There is no serious damage, but if you hurt it in any way you will end up with severe bruising, so don’t bang it or bend it in any way or you wont be able to use it.” The man said “How am I going to stop it fro bending for a week. The doctor though for a while and said “I'll have to put your thingy in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week.” So he took four tongue depressors, formed a neat little four-sided bandage, and wired it all together. The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries and goes on their honeymoon.
That night in the motel room she points to her lips and says “See these lips no man has ever kissed these before you. You’re the first one” she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he'd seen them. She said, “See these Breasts you're the first; no one has ever touched these breasts. before” Next, she takes off her panties and reveals the golden fruit. She says, “See this no-one has ever entered here before you're the first; no one has ever touched me here.”
Barely able to contain himself he immediately drops his pants and replies...... “See this, it's still in the CRATE!”<br>