Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 3, 2005 0:06:07 GMT -5
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits, and then complain that he's not the man she married?
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
Women love the simpler things in life - such as men.
Some say marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Grandchildren don't make a man feel old... it's the thought that he's married to a grandmother.
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterwards that causes all the trouble!
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
Women love the simpler things in life - such as men.
Some say marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Grandchildren don't make a man feel old... it's the thought that he's married to a grandmother.
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterwards that causes all the trouble!