Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 2, 2005 23:57:35 GMT -5
LOVE: When you write poems about your partner.
L#ST: When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE: When all you write is checks.
LOVE: When sex is called "making love".
L#ST: When sex is called "doing it".
MARRIAGE: When you can't remember what you used to call it.
LOVE: When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
L#ST: When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE: When you lose your child in a crowded room.
LOVE: When your heart flutters every time you see them.
L#ST: When your groin twitches every time you see them.
MARRIAGE: When your wallet empties every time you see them.
LOVE: When you argue over how many children to have.
L#ST: When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE: When you argue about money.
LOVE: When you have concern for your partner's feelings.
L#ST: When you have concern for your partner's test results.
MARRIAGE: When you have concern for what's on TV.
LOVE: When nobody else matters.
L#ST: When nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE: When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.
LOVE: When you like to be seen in public with your partner.
L#ST: When you like to see each other naked.
MARRIAGE: When you never see each other awake.
LOVE: When you share everything you own.
L#ST: When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE: When the bank owns everything.
LOVE: When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
L#ST: When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
MARRIAGE: When you phone each other to B!tch
LOVE: When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
L#ST: When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE: When you listen to talk radio.
LOVE: When your farewell is "I love you, darling."
L#ST: When your farewell is "Same time next week?"
MARRIAGE: When your farewell is "Pick up some toilet paper."
L#ST: When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE: When all you write is checks.
LOVE: When sex is called "making love".
L#ST: When sex is called "doing it".
MARRIAGE: When you can't remember what you used to call it.
LOVE: When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
L#ST: When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE: When you lose your child in a crowded room.
LOVE: When your heart flutters every time you see them.
L#ST: When your groin twitches every time you see them.
MARRIAGE: When your wallet empties every time you see them.
LOVE: When you argue over how many children to have.
L#ST: When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE: When you argue about money.
LOVE: When you have concern for your partner's feelings.
L#ST: When you have concern for your partner's test results.
MARRIAGE: When you have concern for what's on TV.
LOVE: When nobody else matters.
L#ST: When nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE: When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.
LOVE: When you like to be seen in public with your partner.
L#ST: When you like to see each other naked.
MARRIAGE: When you never see each other awake.
LOVE: When you share everything you own.
L#ST: When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE: When the bank owns everything.
LOVE: When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
L#ST: When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
MARRIAGE: When you phone each other to B!tch
LOVE: When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
L#ST: When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE: When you listen to talk radio.
LOVE: When your farewell is "I love you, darling."
L#ST: When your farewell is "Same time next week?"
MARRIAGE: When your farewell is "Pick up some toilet paper."