Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 1, 2005 9:48:31 GMT -5
Male bats have the highest rate of homos*xuality of any group of mammalsthat exist- especially fruit bats. (batty)*
Lions will have s*x about 500 times with one mate. This is to ensurefertilization. (any excuse)*
In Texas it is illegal to have s*x with a fish, in Florida it is illegal to get a fish drunk, and N. Carolina thought both laws were good so thereit is illegal to have s*x with a drunk fish.
* Sperm Whales are s*xually mature at birth.*
In Argentina, it is rumoured that eating cats is good for your health andstimulates s*xual potency.*
You can tell a turtle's s*x by its sound. Males grunt, females hiss.*
Human birth control pills work on gorillas.*
The eagle has s*x while going up to 60 mph. in flight, and it is commonfor both eagles to hit the ground before they finish. (out with a bang)*
Apart from humans, certain species of chimpanzee are the only animals to experiment s*xually. They have been known to 'wife swap' and indulge ingroup s*x. (brings a whole new meaning to monkeying around)*
According to Dr. David Gems, a British geneticist, s*x-craved male mice,who spend 5 to 11 hours per day pursuing female mice, could live years longer if they abstained. ( tell that to bill Clinton)*
In the past 60 years, the groundhog has only predicted the weathercorrectly 28% of the time. The rushing back and forth from burrows isbelieved to indicate s*xual activity, not shadow seeking.*
A certain musical note can s*xually excite cats -- the same note whenplayed for kittens makes them want to go to the bathroom.*
If disconnected, the s*x organs (or gonads) of an armadillo are stillactive.*
The ten-inch Banana Slugs of the Northwest end their 30 hourhermaphroditic mating session by chewing off each other's male s*x organs.(banana Bobbitt)*
Mosquitoes perform a s*x act that lasts only 2 seconds. (some women havemet a man like this)*
The largest living animal, the blue whale, naturally enough also has thelargest p*nis, measuring approximately 10 feet long and 1 foot in diameter.It's cousin, the sperm whale, gets as big as 9 feet. And yes, the spermwhale is so named because early sailors thought those gallons of white,gooey oil found in its head was indeed sperm. (met one or two sperm women)*
Long a symbol of s*xual potency, the rhinoceros can ejaculate ten times or more during his half hour session with a female. They also have p*nisesthat are 2 feet long. (what did you expect with a horn like that)*
Though barnacles can't move, they still mate via an extraordinarily longp*nis (150% their body length) that reaches over and into the female'smantle cavity.*
Female chimpanzees have been observed m^sturb^ting with their fingers,twigs and a water faucet. (stay of the water)*
A drone honeybee will wait his whole life for one chance to mate with a queen. As soon as the queen opens her sting chamber to receive him, heexplodes, his g*nit^ls bursting forth like a detonating grenade. Plugged,the queen flies away, leaving the drone to fall to the ground dead andeviscerated, albeit with a smile on his face.*
Fleas are known to engage in s*x immediately after feasting on rabbit'sblood specifically if the opportunity presents itself.*
Gorilla p*nis*s are only a third of that of an average man's.*
Humans aren't the only female animals that can experience #rg^sm; some rabbits and ferrets do as well. (how do they find this out)*
A whale's p*nis is called a dork, which incidentally, is where we get thederogatory slang.*
Porpoises have been known to engage in group s*x. (they do it on porpoise)*
Pigs do indeed have a corkscrew-shaped p*nis. When engaged in s*x, the male's p*nis will make semi-rotary actions until it becomes firmly securedin the folds of the female's c*rvix at which point the male *j^cul^t*s, aprocess which in itself takes as long as 30 minutes. (is why they call it ascr*w)*
Female baboons have been known to engage in a primitive form of prostitution by stealing food during s*x.*
The average mink s*xual encounter lasts for several hours (how do youthink they get their coats so shiny?)*
22.75 hours is the current record for the longest rattlesnake matingsession.*
The female bedbug is born without any external s*x organs. So the malebedbug has to drill his pointed p*nis to drill a hole into her partner'sgut and deposit his sperm into her bloodstream. During long spells withoutaccess to human blood, the female's been known to dine on her malepartner's s*men. (go on drill her)*
Capuchin monkeys usually say hello by showing each other their *r*ctions.*
Perhaps the originator of the "quickie," a baboon engages in a typical s*x session that lasts all of 15 seconds.
(*=e ^=a)
Lions will have s*x about 500 times with one mate. This is to ensurefertilization. (any excuse)*
In Texas it is illegal to have s*x with a fish, in Florida it is illegal to get a fish drunk, and N. Carolina thought both laws were good so thereit is illegal to have s*x with a drunk fish.
* Sperm Whales are s*xually mature at birth.*
In Argentina, it is rumoured that eating cats is good for your health andstimulates s*xual potency.*
You can tell a turtle's s*x by its sound. Males grunt, females hiss.*
Human birth control pills work on gorillas.*
The eagle has s*x while going up to 60 mph. in flight, and it is commonfor both eagles to hit the ground before they finish. (out with a bang)*
Apart from humans, certain species of chimpanzee are the only animals to experiment s*xually. They have been known to 'wife swap' and indulge ingroup s*x. (brings a whole new meaning to monkeying around)*
According to Dr. David Gems, a British geneticist, s*x-craved male mice,who spend 5 to 11 hours per day pursuing female mice, could live years longer if they abstained. ( tell that to bill Clinton)*
In the past 60 years, the groundhog has only predicted the weathercorrectly 28% of the time. The rushing back and forth from burrows isbelieved to indicate s*xual activity, not shadow seeking.*
A certain musical note can s*xually excite cats -- the same note whenplayed for kittens makes them want to go to the bathroom.*
If disconnected, the s*x organs (or gonads) of an armadillo are stillactive.*
The ten-inch Banana Slugs of the Northwest end their 30 hourhermaphroditic mating session by chewing off each other's male s*x organs.(banana Bobbitt)*
Mosquitoes perform a s*x act that lasts only 2 seconds. (some women havemet a man like this)*
The largest living animal, the blue whale, naturally enough also has thelargest p*nis, measuring approximately 10 feet long and 1 foot in diameter.It's cousin, the sperm whale, gets as big as 9 feet. And yes, the spermwhale is so named because early sailors thought those gallons of white,gooey oil found in its head was indeed sperm. (met one or two sperm women)*
Long a symbol of s*xual potency, the rhinoceros can ejaculate ten times or more during his half hour session with a female. They also have p*nisesthat are 2 feet long. (what did you expect with a horn like that)*
Though barnacles can't move, they still mate via an extraordinarily longp*nis (150% their body length) that reaches over and into the female'smantle cavity.*
Female chimpanzees have been observed m^sturb^ting with their fingers,twigs and a water faucet. (stay of the water)*
A drone honeybee will wait his whole life for one chance to mate with a queen. As soon as the queen opens her sting chamber to receive him, heexplodes, his g*nit^ls bursting forth like a detonating grenade. Plugged,the queen flies away, leaving the drone to fall to the ground dead andeviscerated, albeit with a smile on his face.*
Fleas are known to engage in s*x immediately after feasting on rabbit'sblood specifically if the opportunity presents itself.*
Gorilla p*nis*s are only a third of that of an average man's.*
Humans aren't the only female animals that can experience #rg^sm; some rabbits and ferrets do as well. (how do they find this out)*
A whale's p*nis is called a dork, which incidentally, is where we get thederogatory slang.*
Porpoises have been known to engage in group s*x. (they do it on porpoise)*
Pigs do indeed have a corkscrew-shaped p*nis. When engaged in s*x, the male's p*nis will make semi-rotary actions until it becomes firmly securedin the folds of the female's c*rvix at which point the male *j^cul^t*s, aprocess which in itself takes as long as 30 minutes. (is why they call it ascr*w)*
Female baboons have been known to engage in a primitive form of prostitution by stealing food during s*x.*
The average mink s*xual encounter lasts for several hours (how do youthink they get their coats so shiny?)*
22.75 hours is the current record for the longest rattlesnake matingsession.*
The female bedbug is born without any external s*x organs. So the malebedbug has to drill his pointed p*nis to drill a hole into her partner'sgut and deposit his sperm into her bloodstream. During long spells withoutaccess to human blood, the female's been known to dine on her malepartner's s*men. (go on drill her)*
Capuchin monkeys usually say hello by showing each other their *r*ctions.*
Perhaps the originator of the "quickie," a baboon engages in a typical s*x session that lasts all of 15 seconds.
(*=e ^=a)