Post by Paul Hogan on Jun 8, 2006 8:34:02 GMT -5
1. You measure distance in minutes.
2. You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
3. Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.
4. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.
5. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixin' to go to the store.
6. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, flower, or animal.
7. You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe-hunting" are.
8. You only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco
9. You think everyone from "up north" has a funny accent.
10. You think sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.
11. The local papers covers national and international news on one page but requires 6 pages for high school football.
12. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
13. You find 90 degrees F "a little warm."
14. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and Christmas.
15. You know whether another Texan is from southern, middle, or northern Texas as soon as they open their mouth.
16. There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 500 or more.
17. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past-time known as "goin wal-martin" or off to "Wally World"
18. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chili weather.
19. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop . it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor.
20. You understand these jokes and forward them to your friends no matter where they live in case they are planning to visit.
2. You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
3. Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.
4. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.
5. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixin' to go to the store.
6. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, flower, or animal.
7. You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe-hunting" are.
8. You only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco
9. You think everyone from "up north" has a funny accent.
10. You think sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.
11. The local papers covers national and international news on one page but requires 6 pages for high school football.
12. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
13. You find 90 degrees F "a little warm."
14. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and Christmas.
15. You know whether another Texan is from southern, middle, or northern Texas as soon as they open their mouth.
16. There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 500 or more.
17. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past-time known as "goin wal-martin" or off to "Wally World"
18. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chili weather.
19. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop . it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor.
20. You understand these jokes and forward them to your friends no matter where they live in case they are planning to visit.