Post by Paul Hogan on Jun 8, 2006 8:31:35 GMT -5
ABC Sydney Radio held a competition to finish the sentence "It's so dry in Sydney............."
It's so dry in Sydney that:
A. HIH Insurance has come out of liquidation.
B. Gough is no longer alone as he strolls across the harbour.
C. If the England cricket team wasn't touring we'd never see ducks.
D. The Red Cross has launched a wet blanket appeal.
E. We're actually drinking the new Vanilla Coke
F. You're only permitted to eat watermelon between 8pm and 8am.
G. The Government has introduced a water pistol buyback scheme.
H. Thieves are siphoning off radiators instead of petrol tanks.
I. I'm encouraging the kids to wee in the pool.
J. The Bulldogs have tendered to build an Oasis in every Local Government Area.
K. Jesus has turned the wine into water
L. We are having to hand feed the rocking horse.
M. Philip Ruddock says that when the boat people threw their children overboard it was so they could walk to Australia.
N. Everyone is now an expert - because you can't find anyone who is wet behind the ears.
O. All the bottom of the harbour tax schemes are re-surfacing.
P. I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
Q. All the Baptists have become Anglicans.
R. When my daughter feinted it took three buckets of sand to bring her around.
S. I've sent my indoor plants out on agistment.
T. All the dogs are marking their territory with chalk.
U. Some of the 4WDs in Double Bay have actually got dust on them.
It's so dry in Sydney that:
A. HIH Insurance has come out of liquidation.
B. Gough is no longer alone as he strolls across the harbour.
C. If the England cricket team wasn't touring we'd never see ducks.
D. The Red Cross has launched a wet blanket appeal.
E. We're actually drinking the new Vanilla Coke
F. You're only permitted to eat watermelon between 8pm and 8am.
G. The Government has introduced a water pistol buyback scheme.
H. Thieves are siphoning off radiators instead of petrol tanks.
I. I'm encouraging the kids to wee in the pool.
J. The Bulldogs have tendered to build an Oasis in every Local Government Area.
K. Jesus has turned the wine into water
L. We are having to hand feed the rocking horse.
M. Philip Ruddock says that when the boat people threw their children overboard it was so they could walk to Australia.
N. Everyone is now an expert - because you can't find anyone who is wet behind the ears.
O. All the bottom of the harbour tax schemes are re-surfacing.
P. I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
Q. All the Baptists have become Anglicans.
R. When my daughter feinted it took three buckets of sand to bring her around.
S. I've sent my indoor plants out on agistment.
T. All the dogs are marking their territory with chalk.
U. Some of the 4WDs in Double Bay have actually got dust on them.