Post by Paul Hogan on Jun 6, 2005 18:54:58 GMT -5
1) You have to take out the garbage.
2) Being told to put the seat down.
3) No sofas in your restrooms.
4) External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs.
5) Even if you get you head caught in an industrial wood chipper, you're not allowed to cry.
6) James Bond movies only come out every 2 years.
7) Ribbed for her pleasure - not yours.
8) You have to wear ties.
9) You can't flirt you way out of a traffic ticket.
10) "Women and children first."
2) Being told to put the seat down.
3) No sofas in your restrooms.
4) External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs.
5) Even if you get you head caught in an industrial wood chipper, you're not allowed to cry.
6) James Bond movies only come out every 2 years.
7) Ribbed for her pleasure - not yours.
8) You have to wear ties.
9) You can't flirt you way out of a traffic ticket.
10) "Women and children first."