Post by Paul Hogan on Jun 6, 2005 18:45:22 GMT -5
A salesman, a carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist all used to meet at the coffee shop each morning before work. All were married except the salesman.
Finally, the salesman got married, and, while he was away on his honeymoon, the others continued to meet.
"I think we ought to have a little fun with Joe," suggested the carpenter. "I'll sneak into his house and weaken the bed-slats."
"And I can do some hot-wiring in the mattress," suggested the electrician.
"Well," smiled the dentist, "I'm not going to tell you what I'll do. Just wait and see."
The morning after his return from the honeymoon, the salesman stomped into the coffee shop. "Ya know fellas, I didn't mind the bedslats collapsing. And I didn't even mind the hot-wiring so much either. But I sure as hell could have killed the guy who mixed Novocaine in with the Vaseline!!"
Finally, the salesman got married, and, while he was away on his honeymoon, the others continued to meet.
"I think we ought to have a little fun with Joe," suggested the carpenter. "I'll sneak into his house and weaken the bed-slats."
"And I can do some hot-wiring in the mattress," suggested the electrician.
"Well," smiled the dentist, "I'm not going to tell you what I'll do. Just wait and see."
The morning after his return from the honeymoon, the salesman stomped into the coffee shop. "Ya know fellas, I didn't mind the bedslats collapsing. And I didn't even mind the hot-wiring so much either. But I sure as hell could have killed the guy who mixed Novocaine in with the Vaseline!!"