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Post by Paul Hogan on Jun 8, 2006 4:45:02 GMT -5
THE ALGORE VIRUS: Causes your computer to just keep counting and counting. THE CLINTON VIRUS: Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory. THE BOB DOLE VIRUS (as the VIAGRA VIRUS): Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. THE LEWINSKY VIRUS: Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did. THE JESSE JACKSON TROJAN: Generates a new file while claiming to clean the Clinton Virus, then hides for 18 months. THE RONALD REAGAN VIRUS: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. THE MIKE TYSON VIRUS: Quits after two bytes. THE OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 300mb hard drive shrinks to 100mb, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200mb. THE JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS: Deletes all old files. THE ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS: Rejects the insertion of any disks. THE PROZAC VIRUS: Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care. THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS: Only attacks minor files. THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS: Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back. and ... THE LORENA BOBBITT VIRUS: Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.
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