Post by Paul Hogan on Mar 23, 2005 21:15:57 GMT -5
"The difference between a king and a president is that a king is the son of his father but a president is not."
"The nominees are usually called candidates, although I have heard them called other things."
<br>"The job of delegates is to resent their states."
"Saying someone is a runner-up is the polite way of saying they lost."
<br>"Did you ever think what I used to think about candidates running neck-and-neck? Well it's not true."
"Campaigns give us a great deal of happiness by their finally ending."
<br>"A split ticket is when you don't like any of the people on the ticket so you tear it up."
"Some of the presidents never did much and are famous just because they were president."
<br>"The president has the power to appoint and disappoint the members of his cabinet."
"Noncommittal means being able to talk and talk without saying anything."
<br>"In January, the president makes his Inaugural Address after he has been sworn at."
"Once he is elected, sometimes the president has to work 24 hours a day until he finds out what he is supposed to do."
<br>"Political science is when you try to figure out what makes candidates act that way."
"When people talk about the most promising presidential candidate, they mean the one who can think of the most things to promise."
<br>"A lot has been said about balancing the budget. It has been found that the budget is more talkable than balanceable."
"Popular votes tell who is the most popular. Electoral votes tell who is the most elected."
"The nominees are usually called candidates, although I have heard them called other things."
<br>"The job of delegates is to resent their states."
"Saying someone is a runner-up is the polite way of saying they lost."
<br>"Did you ever think what I used to think about candidates running neck-and-neck? Well it's not true."
"Campaigns give us a great deal of happiness by their finally ending."
<br>"A split ticket is when you don't like any of the people on the ticket so you tear it up."
"Some of the presidents never did much and are famous just because they were president."
<br>"The president has the power to appoint and disappoint the members of his cabinet."
"Noncommittal means being able to talk and talk without saying anything."
<br>"In January, the president makes his Inaugural Address after he has been sworn at."
"Once he is elected, sometimes the president has to work 24 hours a day until he finds out what he is supposed to do."
<br>"Political science is when you try to figure out what makes candidates act that way."
"When people talk about the most promising presidential candidate, they mean the one who can think of the most things to promise."
<br>"A lot has been said about balancing the budget. It has been found that the budget is more talkable than balanceable."
"Popular votes tell who is the most popular. Electoral votes tell who is the most elected."