Post by Paul Hogan on May 1, 2007 8:52:20 GMT -5
A blond bought a new car and wanted to show it off to his girlfriend, who was also blond.
He drove around to her house locked the door and went inside to fetch her, so she could see his shinning new machine.
When they came out he realized he had locked his keys in the car.
His girlfriend offered to go inside and get a coat-hanger to open the car, he refused as someone might think he was trying to steal the car.
She suggested to call the auto club, he refused because he didn't want the auto club mechanic to laugh at him.
She suggested waiting till her father got home as he could get the keys out of the car and wouldn't laugh at him.
He was getting worried and said, "well I had better think of some way of getting the keys out of the car soon".
"But whats the hurry" replied his Girlfriend " dad will be home soon".
"I know" he said, But I have left the top down and it is starting to rain"
He drove around to her house locked the door and went inside to fetch her, so she could see his shinning new machine.
When they came out he realized he had locked his keys in the car.
His girlfriend offered to go inside and get a coat-hanger to open the car, he refused as someone might think he was trying to steal the car.
She suggested to call the auto club, he refused because he didn't want the auto club mechanic to laugh at him.
She suggested waiting till her father got home as he could get the keys out of the car and wouldn't laugh at him.
He was getting worried and said, "well I had better think of some way of getting the keys out of the car soon".
"But whats the hurry" replied his Girlfriend " dad will be home soon".
"I know" he said, But I have left the top down and it is starting to rain"