Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 12, 2005 7:48:11 GMT -5
A blonde is sitting in the middle of a old cornfield rowing away in a canoe.
Another blonde is driving by on the highway and sees her.
She quickly pulls over and gets out of her car.
She walks over, and the other blonde continues to paddle furiously.
"You know, its dumb blondes like you who give the rest of us a bad name."
"Oh yeah? You wanna do something about it?"
The blonde seems to be considering it, but then decides against it.
The blonde in the canoe laughs and says, "What? You a chicken?"
This infuriates the other blonde and she shouts back, "Oh, I'd come and get you, alright.
I just don't have my bathing suit on."
Another blonde is driving by on the highway and sees her.
She quickly pulls over and gets out of her car.
She walks over, and the other blonde continues to paddle furiously.
"You know, its dumb blondes like you who give the rest of us a bad name."
"Oh yeah? You wanna do something about it?"
The blonde seems to be considering it, but then decides against it.
The blonde in the canoe laughs and says, "What? You a chicken?"
This infuriates the other blonde and she shouts back, "Oh, I'd come and get you, alright.
I just don't have my bathing suit on."