Post by Paul Hogan on Mar 28, 2005 1:40:09 GMT -5
...55 Unusual Ways To Say It!
He/she's about as sharp as a marble.
He/she's a few peas short of a casserole.
He/she's missing a few sunflower seeds from His/hers trail mix.
His/hers receiver is off the hook.
He/she has a photographic memory, but no film.
The gates are down and the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
He/she took an IQ test and the results were negative.
He/she's not the fastest hamster on the wheel.
He/she's depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
He/she donated His/hers brains to science before he/she was done with them.
He/she's dumber than a bag of hammers.
He/she's got all foam, no beer.
He/she's about as swift as a brick.
He/she got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't looking.
The aliens zapped Him/her with a stupidity beam.
The phone's ringing, but nobody's picking up.
He/she's fifteen cents short of a quarter.
He/she's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
His/hers mind wandered and never came back.
He/she's got a full six-pack, but he/she's missing the little plastic thing that holds it together.
If you gave Him/her a penny for His/hers thoughts, you'd get change back.
He/she's as sharp as a bowling ball.
He/she doesn't have the sense God gave an animal cracker.
He/she's a few nuts short of a fruitcake.
His/hers wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
His/hers monitor is on but the CPU isn't running.
The engine's running but there's nobody behind the wheel.
He/she's got too much yardage between the goal posts.
He/she's dumber than a box of hair.
The porch light's on, but nobody's home.
If he/she was any dumber, he/she'd have to be watered twice a week.
He/she forgot to pay His/hers brain bill.
He/she's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
He/she's got too much chlorine in His/hers gene pool.
The light bulb over His/hers head is burned out.
He/she's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
He/she suffers from Clue Deficit Disorder.
His/hers wheels are spinning but the tires are off the ground.
He/she's so stupid, mind readers charge Him/her half price.
He/she's a few clowns short of a circus.
He/she's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
His/hers ski lift doesn't go to the top of the hill.
He/she's as smart as bait.
He/she's an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
Some drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge, but he/she just gargled.
He/she doesn't just know nothing, he/she doesn't even suspect much.
He/she's so dense, light bends around Him/her.
His/hers elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
He/she's about as smart as a tractor.
His/hers antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
If His/hers IQ goes up to 50, he/she should sell.
His/hers belt doesn't go through all the loops.
He/she's missing a few buttons on His/hers remote control.
He/she took a detour off the information superhighway.
He/she fell out of the stupid tree and hit all the branches on the way down!
He/she's about as sharp as a marble.
He/she's a few peas short of a casserole.
He/she's missing a few sunflower seeds from His/hers trail mix.
His/hers receiver is off the hook.
He/she has a photographic memory, but no film.
The gates are down and the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
He/she took an IQ test and the results were negative.
He/she's not the fastest hamster on the wheel.
He/she's depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
He/she donated His/hers brains to science before he/she was done with them.
He/she's dumber than a bag of hammers.
He/she's got all foam, no beer.
He/she's about as swift as a brick.
He/she got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't looking.
The aliens zapped Him/her with a stupidity beam.
The phone's ringing, but nobody's picking up.
He/she's fifteen cents short of a quarter.
He/she's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
His/hers mind wandered and never came back.
He/she's got a full six-pack, but he/she's missing the little plastic thing that holds it together.
If you gave Him/her a penny for His/hers thoughts, you'd get change back.
He/she's as sharp as a bowling ball.
He/she doesn't have the sense God gave an animal cracker.
He/she's a few nuts short of a fruitcake.
His/hers wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
His/hers monitor is on but the CPU isn't running.
The engine's running but there's nobody behind the wheel.
He/she's got too much yardage between the goal posts.
He/she's dumber than a box of hair.
The porch light's on, but nobody's home.
If he/she was any dumber, he/she'd have to be watered twice a week.
He/she forgot to pay His/hers brain bill.
He/she's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
He/she's got too much chlorine in His/hers gene pool.
The light bulb over His/hers head is burned out.
He/she's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
He/she suffers from Clue Deficit Disorder.
His/hers wheels are spinning but the tires are off the ground.
He/she's so stupid, mind readers charge Him/her half price.
He/she's a few clowns short of a circus.
He/she's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
His/hers ski lift doesn't go to the top of the hill.
He/she's as smart as bait.
He/she's an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
Some drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge, but he/she just gargled.
He/she doesn't just know nothing, he/she doesn't even suspect much.
He/she's so dense, light bends around Him/her.
His/hers elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
He/she's about as smart as a tractor.
His/hers antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
If His/hers IQ goes up to 50, he/she should sell.
His/hers belt doesn't go through all the loops.
He/she's missing a few buttons on His/hers remote control.
He/she took a detour off the information superhighway.
He/she fell out of the stupid tree and hit all the branches on the way down!