Post by Paul Hogan on Mar 29, 2005 23:07:27 GMT -5
Two little kids in a hospital laying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and ask, What are you in here for?
The second kid says, "I'm here to get my tonsils out, and I am a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you Jell-O & Ice Cream. It's a breeze !
The second kid then asks, What are you here for?
The first kid says, A circumcision
The second kid then says, Whoa! I had that done when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year !
The first kid leans over and ask, What are you in here for?
The second kid says, "I'm here to get my tonsils out, and I am a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you Jell-O & Ice Cream. It's a breeze !
The second kid then asks, What are you here for?
The first kid says, A circumcision
The second kid then says, Whoa! I had that done when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year !