Post by Paul Hogan on Mar 28, 2005 1:41:53 GMT -5
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went to a doctor. After a thorough exam, the physician called the fellow into his office and said, "Well, I'm not exactly sure what is causing your headaches, but we've found a cure for them: you'll have to be castrated."
The man, needless to say, was taken aback, and told his doctor that he believed he would try to bear the pain. But as time went on, the headaches only got worse, and finally, the poor fellow was driven back to the doctor.
"All right, I guess I'll have the operation," he said. When it was all over, the man was understandably depressed, and his physician told him, "I recommend you begin life anew. “What you should do is go on a holiday and relax for a while and then start over from this point."
SO the man took the doctors advise and booked a cruise through the Islands. On leaving the travel agent he spotted a clothes store 2o the man decided to
Get some new clothes to go along with his cruise and his new life.
On entering the store he noticed that all of the clothes where very expensive, when the proprietor approached the man said that these clothes where really nice but that he thought that they where to dear.
The proprietor said, “I tell you what, I’ve been in this business for over 50 years and only buy the best quality clothes, and sell them at a fair price.”<br>
He continued “but since you think they are expensive I will make you a deal, If I can guess the size of your clothes you pay full price, but if I am wrong you will get your clothes for free”.
The man of course agreed to that.
The proprietor said, "Starting with the suit, looks like you take about a 38-regular."
"That's right", exclaimed the man, "How'd you know?"
"Well, when you've been in the business as long as I have, you get pretty good at sizing a man up", replied the salesman. "Now, for a shirt, looks like about a 15 long."
"Right again," the man said. The proprietor suggested, “ for trousers I would say a 57 long.
The man was astonished as the proprietor had gotten everything right The salesman added "And for undershorts, I'd say a size 36."
"There's your first mistake", the man said, "I've worn 34's for years."
"No, you're a size 36 if I've ever seen one", said the owner. The man replied, "I ought to know what size undershorts I wear, and I'll take 34."
The owner replied, "Well all right, if you insist, but they're going to pinch your balls and give you headaches!!"
The man, needless to say, was taken aback, and told his doctor that he believed he would try to bear the pain. But as time went on, the headaches only got worse, and finally, the poor fellow was driven back to the doctor.
"All right, I guess I'll have the operation," he said. When it was all over, the man was understandably depressed, and his physician told him, "I recommend you begin life anew. “What you should do is go on a holiday and relax for a while and then start over from this point."
SO the man took the doctors advise and booked a cruise through the Islands. On leaving the travel agent he spotted a clothes store 2o the man decided to
Get some new clothes to go along with his cruise and his new life.
On entering the store he noticed that all of the clothes where very expensive, when the proprietor approached the man said that these clothes where really nice but that he thought that they where to dear.
The proprietor said, “I tell you what, I’ve been in this business for over 50 years and only buy the best quality clothes, and sell them at a fair price.”<br>
He continued “but since you think they are expensive I will make you a deal, If I can guess the size of your clothes you pay full price, but if I am wrong you will get your clothes for free”.
The man of course agreed to that.
The proprietor said, "Starting with the suit, looks like you take about a 38-regular."
"That's right", exclaimed the man, "How'd you know?"
"Well, when you've been in the business as long as I have, you get pretty good at sizing a man up", replied the salesman. "Now, for a shirt, looks like about a 15 long."
"Right again," the man said. The proprietor suggested, “ for trousers I would say a 57 long.
The man was astonished as the proprietor had gotten everything right The salesman added "And for undershorts, I'd say a size 36."
"There's your first mistake", the man said, "I've worn 34's for years."
"No, you're a size 36 if I've ever seen one", said the owner. The man replied, "I ought to know what size undershorts I wear, and I'll take 34."
The owner replied, "Well all right, if you insist, but they're going to pinch your balls and give you headaches!!"