Post by Paul Hogan on Mar 27, 2005 11:32:30 GMT -5
Actual Comments on Patient Charts
"The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993."
"The patient refused an autopsy."
"On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely."
"She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce."
"The patient has no past history of suicides."
"She is numb from her toes down."
"Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities."
"Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital."
"Patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days."
"Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch."
"She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night."
"While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home."
"The skin was moist and dry."
"Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches."
"I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy."
"The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead."
"Skin: Somewhat pale but present."
"Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen, and I agree."
"Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year."
"Discharge status: Alive but without permission."
"The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993."
"The patient refused an autopsy."
"On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely."
"She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce."
"The patient has no past history of suicides."
"She is numb from her toes down."
"Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities."
"Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital."
"Patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days."
"Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch."
"She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night."
"While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home."
"The skin was moist and dry."
"Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches."
"I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy."
"The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead."
"Skin: Somewhat pale but present."
"Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen, and I agree."
"Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year."
"Discharge status: Alive but without permission."