Post by Paul Hogan on Nov 3, 2007 18:42:45 GMT -5
ABOUT TO DIE
A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was about to die. They set up a make-shift camp, hoping that someone would come to their rescue, but to no avail. Soon the camel died.
After several days, they agreed they were not going to be rescued. They prayed a lot and discussed their predicament. Finally the priest said to the nun, "you know Sister, I am about to die, and there's always been one thing I've wanted here on Earth - to see a woman naked. Would you mind taking off your clothes so I can look at you?"
The nun agreed, and as she was doing so, she remarked, "well Father, now that I think about it, I've never seen a man naked either. Would you mind taking off your clothes too?"
After a little hesitation the priest also stripped. Suddenly the nun exclaimed, "Father! What's that little thing hanging between your legs?"
The priest patiently answered, "that my child is a gift from God. If I put it in you, it creates new life."
"Well," responded the nun, "forget about me. Stick it in the camel."
A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was about to die. They set up a make-shift camp, hoping that someone would come to their rescue, but to no avail. Soon the camel died.
After several days, they agreed they were not going to be rescued. They prayed a lot and discussed their predicament. Finally the priest said to the nun, "you know Sister, I am about to die, and there's always been one thing I've wanted here on Earth - to see a woman naked. Would you mind taking off your clothes so I can look at you?"
The nun agreed, and as she was doing so, she remarked, "well Father, now that I think about it, I've never seen a man naked either. Would you mind taking off your clothes too?"
After a little hesitation the priest also stripped. Suddenly the nun exclaimed, "Father! What's that little thing hanging between your legs?"
The priest patiently answered, "that my child is a gift from God. If I put it in you, it creates new life."
"Well," responded the nun, "forget about me. Stick it in the camel."