Post by Paul Hogan on Mar 26, 2005 7:20:03 GMT -5
Bubba buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. He says, 'I want my $20 million.'
The man replied, 'No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.'
Bubba thinks too himself of the time he let JimBob borrow some money. Jimbob wuz supposed to pay him money each month, but he never did.
So Bubba said, 'Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.'
Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
Bubba, furious with the man, screams out, 'Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back
The man replied, 'No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.'
Bubba thinks too himself of the time he let JimBob borrow some money. Jimbob wuz supposed to pay him money each month, but he never did.
So Bubba said, 'Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.'
Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
Bubba, furious with the man, screams out, 'Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back