Post by Paul Hogan on Mar 28, 2005 23:20:59 GMT -5
At WORK!
Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
Put your trashcan on your desk and label it "IN".
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.
Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
Send e-mail messages that advertise free donuts, pizza, etc., in the break room. When people complain that there was nothing there, lean back, rub your stomach, and say, "You've got to be faster."
When moving around the office, skip rather than walk.
Don't use any punctuation in your memos.
Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
Send stuff like this to everyone in the office every day!
Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
Put your trashcan on your desk and label it "IN".
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.
Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
Send e-mail messages that advertise free donuts, pizza, etc., in the break room. When people complain that there was nothing there, lean back, rub your stomach, and say, "You've got to be faster."
When moving around the office, skip rather than walk.
Don't use any punctuation in your memos.
Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
Send stuff like this to everyone in the office every day!