Post by Paul Hogan on Jun 8, 2006 6:33:22 GMT -5
The perfect man is gentle,
He's never cruel or mean,
He always has a charming smile
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man loves cooking,
Dusting and vacuuming, too,
And he'll do anything in his power
To show his feelings to you.
The perfect man is sweet and kind,
He'll write poetry on your name,
He's a best friend to your mother,
And hugs away your pain.
The perfect man loves children,
And cats and flowers too,
He always dresses nicely,
And shows respect to you.
He'll never try to make you cry
Or hurt you in any way...
Oh, screw this stupid poem,
The perfect man is gay!