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Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 10, 2005 1:22:16 GMT -5
1. Your hand always lets you finish first. 2. It's free. 3. Same reason my Chevy is better than a Ferrari: It's all I can get. 4. You call the position. 5. "Premature *j^culation"? hehehe 6. No weird looks when you pull out the peanut butter. 7. Your privates are your best friend. 8. Your girlfriend is just a piece of skin that you have s*x with. 9. Gives a single man good reason to wash his socks. 10. Easier to join their "Mile High Club." 11. You get to scream out your own name. 12. P**ing is considered foreplay. 13. Nobody ever says, "Why is it all green and wrinkly?" 14. You'll never have two women, but you'll always have two HANDS! 15. Four words: "Brad Pitt hand puppet." 16. You can do it and play Interactive Top Ten at the same time. 17. Don't have to clean up fur afterwards
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