MEN are LIKE... ...

[Paul Hogan]

Men are like PLUNGERS...
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or in the bathroom.

Men are like WEATHER...
They're fun to talk about but nothing can be done to change them!

Men are like MASCARA...
They tend to run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like COMPUTERS...
They're hard to figure out, and they never have enough memory!

Men are like COOLERS...
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like Pushbikes…
Fun, but you wouldn’t want to depend on one all the time.

Men are like GOVERNMENT BONDS...
They take so long to mature!

Men are like BLENDERS...
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like COPIERS...
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it!

Men are like Public Toilets…
There either Engaged Full of sh*t or out of order.

Men are like HOROSCOPES ...
They always tell you what to do, and they're usually wrong.

Men are like CHOCOLATE...
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like BIKE HELMETS...
They're handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly!

Men are like COFFEE...
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long!

Men are like BANK ACCOUNTS...
Without much money, they don't generate much interest!

Men are like HIGH HEELS...
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it!

Men are like PARKING SPACES...
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small!