Post by Paul Hogan on Mar 29, 2005 0:58:27 GMT -5
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the tough things in life, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework while she works, you're a sissy.
If you work too hard, you're a workaholic who never has time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, she's being exploited.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.
If she gets a promotion ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you don't, it's typical male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're an insensitive jerk.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, you're dominating her because she's a woman.
If she asks you to do something you don't enjoy, it's a favor.
If you show a strong appreciation of the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert.
If you don't, you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.
If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try hard to keep yourself in shape, you're vain and self-obsessed.
If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.
If you stay home and do the housework while she works, you're a sissy.
If you work too hard, you're a workaholic who never has time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, she's being exploited.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.
If she gets a promotion ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you don't, it's typical male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're an insensitive jerk.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, you're dominating her because she's a woman.
If she asks you to do something you don't enjoy, it's a favor.
If you show a strong appreciation of the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert.
If you don't, you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.
If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try hard to keep yourself in shape, you're vain and self-obsessed.
If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.