Post by Paul Hogan on Mar 28, 2005 1:36:04 GMT -5
Aaron's are dependable and talented.
Adam's are dorky, yet funny.
Alex's are preppy.
Allen's like porno, and are usually hot in a skater kind of way.
Andy... Everyone has an Andy.
Ben's are the smart, silent type.
Bill's are the ones everyone chases and no one gets to keep.
Brad's try too hard and most often don't measure up.
Brandon's are dark-haired, players.
Brett's are shy and clumsy.
Brian's usually have only one good feature.
Carter's are rich, power-hungry snobs.
Chad's are hot; quiet but interesting once you get inside.
Charlie's are walking sex.
Chris' are undefined and should remain so.
Christian's are proper and boring in bed.
Chuck's wear their heart on their sleeves.
Craig's are a little misguided.
Dane's are thick-headed.
Dave's are impossible to deal with, but impossible to get over.
Dennis' are desperate flirts.
Derek's are geeky but cute when you get to know them.
Derrick's get you in the mood.
Devon's are destined for trouble.
Doug is the nice guy that repulses you.
Ed's are the best pals.
Eddie's are fast.
Elliot's are cute but irresponsible.
Eric's are forgettable.
Ethan's smell funky.
Frank's (and Tony's) are Italian Stallions.
Fred is in the chess club.
Frederick's could be snotty.
Gary's are mildly weird.
George's are mild-mannered and have weight problems.
Glen's are either short or intelligent.
Greg's are bizarre.
Initial-Name guys are cool.
Jake's are insecure and slightly repulsive.
James' are egotistical.
Jamie's are shy but cuddly.
Jared's think they are the best thing since sliced bread.
Jason's are fun loving and handsome.
Jeff's are cuddly and adorable.
Jerry's are slimy.
Jeremy's are a tad fruity.
Jim's are macho, but reliable.
Jimmy's are sweet and sexy.
Joe's are thoughtful; sometimes awkward shy-guys in first date situations.
Joel's are frustrated; tend to hang out with Nelsons.
John... It's hard to stand out if your name is John.
Josh's are romantic, but tend to be back-stabbers.
Justin's mess with your mind.
Kevin's have swanky hair.
Keith is built, but dry and annoying. It's like dating a broom.
Ken's just don't measure-up.
Kyle's are horny!
Kurt... There is always something wrong with a Kurt.
Lance's only want your body.
Leonard's are avid bug collectors.
Luke's are dreamers.
Malcolm's are just too darn funny.
Marco's are players.
Mark's are touchy, often moody.
Martin's have a strange sense of humor.
Matt's are wandering.
Mike's are rascally, troublesome guys but are usually nice.
Nate's are thingyy for a reason.
Nelson's are home-schooled and sheltered.
Nick's only want your body.
Owen's have large families and drive fast.
Patrick's are incredibly sexy.
Paul's suffer from male-pattern baldness.
Peter's are stalkers.
Phil's are cute and sensitive but geeky.
Philip's are more geeky, but equally sensitive.
Ray's are players but majorly hot!
Randy's have facial hair problems and pyro tendencies.
Richard--thingy, need I say more?
Rick's are very sensitive, cute, and charming!
Rob's are sleazy and make you feel cheap.
Robin's are tormented.
Rod's are (as is the name itself) perverted.
Roger's are pains in the ass.
Ron's are into pasta, and usually have bad hair.
Roy's are so childish.
Ryan's are never appreciated.
Sam's just like sex.
Scott's are hormonal and usually bad news.
Shawn's (or Sean's) come off as arrogant, but are sweet in one-on-one situations.
Shane's are shady.
Simon's are thin.
Steve's are extremes (extremely good looking/extremely bad/extremely emotional)
Steven's are gay.
Theo's (or Theodore's) always make you smile.
Ted's are ditzy but still make you smile.
Terry's are dependable and friendly.
Tim's are reliable but emotionally needy.
Timothy's like to be mommied.
Todd's are sweet, sporty guys.
Tom's are nerdy but poetic. They have that inner something.
Tommy's are way too possessive & and need to get a life!
Tony... see Frank.
Travis' are dumb jocks.
Trevor’s Smart Sophisticated and Sexy
Tyler's are genetically small.
Tyson's are extremely confident in all situations.
Vance's are good conversationalists.
Wesley's are romantic.
William's are funkadelic.
Zack's are good looking, but aloof.
Adam's are dorky, yet funny.
Alex's are preppy.
Allen's like porno, and are usually hot in a skater kind of way.
Andy... Everyone has an Andy.
Ben's are the smart, silent type.
Bill's are the ones everyone chases and no one gets to keep.
Brad's try too hard and most often don't measure up.
Brandon's are dark-haired, players.
Brett's are shy and clumsy.
Brian's usually have only one good feature.
Carter's are rich, power-hungry snobs.
Chad's are hot; quiet but interesting once you get inside.
Charlie's are walking sex.
Chris' are undefined and should remain so.
Christian's are proper and boring in bed.
Chuck's wear their heart on their sleeves.
Craig's are a little misguided.
Dane's are thick-headed.
Dave's are impossible to deal with, but impossible to get over.
Dennis' are desperate flirts.
Derek's are geeky but cute when you get to know them.
Derrick's get you in the mood.
Devon's are destined for trouble.
Doug is the nice guy that repulses you.
Ed's are the best pals.
Eddie's are fast.
Elliot's are cute but irresponsible.
Eric's are forgettable.
Ethan's smell funky.
Frank's (and Tony's) are Italian Stallions.
Fred is in the chess club.
Frederick's could be snotty.
Gary's are mildly weird.
George's are mild-mannered and have weight problems.
Glen's are either short or intelligent.
Greg's are bizarre.
Initial-Name guys are cool.
Jake's are insecure and slightly repulsive.
James' are egotistical.
Jamie's are shy but cuddly.
Jared's think they are the best thing since sliced bread.
Jason's are fun loving and handsome.
Jeff's are cuddly and adorable.
Jerry's are slimy.
Jeremy's are a tad fruity.
Jim's are macho, but reliable.
Jimmy's are sweet and sexy.
Joe's are thoughtful; sometimes awkward shy-guys in first date situations.
Joel's are frustrated; tend to hang out with Nelsons.
John... It's hard to stand out if your name is John.
Josh's are romantic, but tend to be back-stabbers.
Justin's mess with your mind.
Kevin's have swanky hair.
Keith is built, but dry and annoying. It's like dating a broom.
Ken's just don't measure-up.
Kyle's are horny!
Kurt... There is always something wrong with a Kurt.
Lance's only want your body.
Leonard's are avid bug collectors.
Luke's are dreamers.
Malcolm's are just too darn funny.
Marco's are players.
Mark's are touchy, often moody.
Martin's have a strange sense of humor.
Matt's are wandering.
Mike's are rascally, troublesome guys but are usually nice.
Nate's are thingyy for a reason.
Nelson's are home-schooled and sheltered.
Nick's only want your body.
Owen's have large families and drive fast.
Patrick's are incredibly sexy.
Paul's suffer from male-pattern baldness.
Peter's are stalkers.
Phil's are cute and sensitive but geeky.
Philip's are more geeky, but equally sensitive.
Ray's are players but majorly hot!
Randy's have facial hair problems and pyro tendencies.
Richard--thingy, need I say more?
Rick's are very sensitive, cute, and charming!
Rob's are sleazy and make you feel cheap.
Robin's are tormented.
Rod's are (as is the name itself) perverted.
Roger's are pains in the ass.
Ron's are into pasta, and usually have bad hair.
Roy's are so childish.
Ryan's are never appreciated.
Sam's just like sex.
Scott's are hormonal and usually bad news.
Shawn's (or Sean's) come off as arrogant, but are sweet in one-on-one situations.
Shane's are shady.
Simon's are thin.
Steve's are extremes (extremely good looking/extremely bad/extremely emotional)
Steven's are gay.
Theo's (or Theodore's) always make you smile.
Ted's are ditzy but still make you smile.
Terry's are dependable and friendly.
Tim's are reliable but emotionally needy.
Timothy's like to be mommied.
Todd's are sweet, sporty guys.
Tom's are nerdy but poetic. They have that inner something.
Tommy's are way too possessive & and need to get a life!
Tony... see Frank.
Travis' are dumb jocks.
Trevor’s Smart Sophisticated and Sexy
Tyler's are genetically small.
Tyson's are extremely confident in all situations.
Vance's are good conversationalists.
Wesley's are romantic.
William's are funkadelic.
Zack's are good looking, but aloof.