30 Years Difference

[Paul Hogan]

Thanks Dad!
1975: Long hair 2005: Longing for hair
1975: The perfect high 2005: The perfect high yield mutual fund
1975: KEG 2005: EKG
1975: Acid rock 2005: Acid reflux
1975: Moving to California because it's cool 2005: Moving to California because it's warm
1975: Growing pot 2005: Growing potbelly
1975: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2005: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
1975: Seeds and stems 2005: Roughage
1975: Popping pills, smoking joints 2005: Popping joints
1975: Killer weed 2005:: Weed killer
1975: Hoping for a BMW 2005: Hoping for a BM
1975: The Grateful Dead 2005: Dr. Kevorkian
1975: Going to a new, hip joint 2005: Receiving a new hip joint
1975: Rolling Stones 2005: Kidney Stones
1975: Being called into the principal's office 2005: Calling the principal's office
1975: Screw the system 2005: Upgrade the system
1975: Disco 2005: Costco
1975: Parents begging you to get your hair cut 2005: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
1975: Taking acid 2005: Taking antacid
1975: Passing the drivers' test 2005: Passing the vision test
1975: Whatever 2005: Depends