Post by Paul Hogan on Jan 14, 2007 21:36:35 GMT -5
Seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudden.
You find a stash of "Feline of Fortune" magazines behind the couch.
Cat actually DOES have your tongue.
You wake up to find a bird's head in your bed.
As the wind blows over the grassy knoll, you get a faint whiff of catnip.
Droppings in litter box spell out "REDRUM."
Takes attentive notes every time "Itchy and Scratchy" are on.
You find a sketch of an elaborate device that begins with a mouse chased into a hole and ends with flaming oil dumped on your bed.
Ball of yarn playfully tied into a hangman's noose.
You find a piece of paper that says, "MY WILL: LEAV EVRYTHING TOO KAT."
...and the number one sign your CAT may be planning to kill you...
Has started sharpening claws on your car's brake lines.
You find a stash of "Feline of Fortune" magazines behind the couch.
Cat actually DOES have your tongue.
You wake up to find a bird's head in your bed.
As the wind blows over the grassy knoll, you get a faint whiff of catnip.
Droppings in litter box spell out "REDRUM."
Takes attentive notes every time "Itchy and Scratchy" are on.
You find a sketch of an elaborate device that begins with a mouse chased into a hole and ends with flaming oil dumped on your bed.
Ball of yarn playfully tied into a hangman's noose.
You find a piece of paper that says, "MY WILL: LEAV EVRYTHING TOO KAT."
...and the number one sign your CAT may be planning to kill you...
Has started sharpening claws on your car's brake lines.