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Post by Paul Hogan on Aug 7, 2006 7:38:05 GMT -5
A woman went to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner.
This was her first time meeting the family and she was very nervous.
They sat down and began eating a fine meal. After a while the woman began to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains were almost making her eyes water.
Left with no other choice, she decided to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".
The woman thought, "This is great!" and she smiled.
A couple of minutes later, she felt the pain again.
This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.
The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!"
Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!"
A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it.
She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she sh!ts on you!"
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