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Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 1, 2007 4:19:48 GMT -5
A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know. Mistinguett
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Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 1, 2007 4:21:07 GMT -5
Bushisms: George Bush Funny Quotes
I recently met with the finance minister of the Palestinian Authority, was very impressed by his grasp of finances. George W. Bush, Washington, May 2003
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Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 2, 2007 8:41:53 GMT -5
Love is my religion - I could die for that. John Keats
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Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 2, 2007 8:42:24 GMT -5
Bushisms: George Bush Funny Quotes
I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating. George W. Bush
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Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 2, 2007 18:33:26 GMT -5
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said 'no'. Woody Allen
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Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 2, 2007 18:36:53 GMT -5
Bushisms: George Bush Funny QuotesI'm not a very good novelist. But it'd make a pretty interesting novel. George W. Bush, Austin, Texas, December 2000 Well thats true, but would it be a heroic biography, or a comedy of errors
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Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 3, 2007 18:25:50 GMT -5
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. Hoosier Farmer
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Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 3, 2007 18:26:58 GMT -5
Bushisms: George Bush Funny Quotes
If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow. George W. Bush
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Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 4, 2007 17:29:10 GMT -5
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. Homer Simpson
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Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 4, 2007 17:34:53 GMT -5
The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
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Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 6, 2007 1:05:19 GMT -5
Great food is like great sex -the more you have the more you want. Gael Greene
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Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 6, 2007 18:32:16 GMT -5
Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life. Joseph Conrad
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Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 8, 2007 18:27:38 GMT -5
A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials. Ronald Knox
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Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 9, 2007 19:40:04 GMT -5
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp. Joan Rivers
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Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 11, 2007 0:47:17 GMT -5
A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away. Bil Keane
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