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Post by Paul Hogan on Mar 24, 2008 18:15:06 GMT -5
Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life. Joseph Conrad
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Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 5, 2008 18:11:20 GMT -5
A man needs the sexual conquest to prove that he can still do it, that he can still get it up. It's like having a duel with himself. He has to prove it all the time. We don't have to prove it. Princess Elizabeth of Yugoslavia
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Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 5, 2008 18:33:09 GMT -5
A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge. Thomas Carlyle
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Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 8, 2008 1:40:40 GMT -5
All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day. Evelyn Waugh
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Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 11, 2008 2:21:42 GMT -5
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex. Aldous Huxley
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Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 11, 2008 2:35:52 GMT -5
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. Thomas Carlyle
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Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 12, 2008 18:26:19 GMT -5
As a young man I used to have four supple members and one stiff one. Now I have four stiff and one supple. Henri, duc d'Aumale
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Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 17, 2008 17:51:36 GMT -5
All you need is love. John Lennon & Paul McCartney
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Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 17, 2008 17:51:58 GMT -5
As I grow older and older And totter toward the tomb, I find that I care less and less Who goes to bed with whom. Dorothy L. Sayers
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Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 24, 2008 19:14:39 GMT -5
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. Mark Twain
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Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 27, 2008 18:45:57 GMT -5
Certain times I like sex. Like after a cigarette. Rodney Dangerfield
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Post by Paul Hogan on Apr 28, 2008 18:12:05 GMT -5
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. Mae West
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Post by Paul Hogan on May 8, 2008 20:47:31 GMT -5
Do not let too strong a light come into your bedroom. There are in a beauty a great many things which are enhanced by being seen only in a half-light. Ovid
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Post by Paul Hogan on May 11, 2008 17:53:15 GMT -5
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. Woody Allen
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Post by Paul Hogan on May 14, 2008 20:20:23 GMT -5
Erection is chiefly caused by scuraum, eringoes, cresses, crymon, parsnips, artichokes, turnips, asparagus, candied ginger, acorns bruised to powder and drank in muscadel, scallion, sea shell fish, etc. Aristotle's Masterpiece, published 1684 - not written by Aristotle
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