Post by Paul Hogan on Jul 19, 2005 20:54:35 GMT -5
A blonde man goes to the doctor. "Doc," he says pointing to different parts of his body, "when I touch my arm it hurts. When I touch my neck it hurts. And when I touch my stomach it hurts. Do I have some rare disease?"
"No," the doctor replied, "you have a broken finger."
"No," the doctor replied, "you have a broken finger."