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Post by Paul Hogan on May 6, 2007 19:11:02 GMT -5
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. Oscar Wilde
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Post by Paul Hogan on May 9, 2007 1:07:45 GMT -5
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. Mark Twain
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Post by Paul Hogan on May 12, 2007 17:30:37 GMT -5
Certain times I like sex. Like after a cigarette. Rodney Dangerfield
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Post by Paul Hogan on May 16, 2007 17:13:40 GMT -5
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate. Woody Allen
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Post by Paul Hogan on May 17, 2007 19:34:04 GMT -5
But did thee feel the earth move? Ernest Hemingway
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Post by Paul Hogan on May 20, 2007 0:06:31 GMT -5
[td][/td]Condoms should be marketed in 3 sizes, jumbo, colossal, and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small. Barbara Seaman
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Post by Paul Hogan on May 20, 2007 18:48:46 GMT -5
Female: One of the opposing, or unfair, sex. Ambrose Bierce
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Post by Paul Hogan on May 21, 2007 17:02:12 GMT -5
Cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on earth…certainly greater than s#x, although sex isn't too bad either. Harold Pinter
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Post by Paul Hogan on May 22, 2007 17:50:37 GMT -5
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly. Mae West
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Post by Paul Hogan on May 23, 2007 18:21:49 GMT -5
Come live with me, and be my love, And we will some new pleasures prove Of golden sands, and crystal brooks, With silken lines, and silver hooks. John Donne
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Post by Paul Hogan on May 24, 2007 17:28:43 GMT -5
Do not breed. Nothing gives less pleasure than childbearing. Pregnancies are damaging to health, spoil the figure, wither the charms, and it's the cloud of uncertainty forever hanging over these events that darkens a husband's mood. Marquis de Sade
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Post by Paul Hogan on May 26, 2007 19:11:04 GMT -5
Do you not know how uncontrolled and unreliable the average human being is in all that concerns sexual life? Sigmund Freud
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Post by Paul Hogan on May 27, 2007 21:41:06 GMT -5
And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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Post by Paul Hogan on May 28, 2007 17:18:14 GMT -5
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. Woody Allen
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Post by Paul Hogan on May 31, 2007 20:30:15 GMT -5
Erection is chiefly caused by scuraum, eringoes, cresses, crymon, parsnips, artichokes, turnips, asparagus, candied ginger, acorns bruised to powder and drank in muscadel, scallion, sea shell fish, etc. Aristotle's Masterpiece, published 1684 - not written by Aristotle
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